Hi Ron!
I've just discovered this topic and I love it!
I'm sorry if it makes you depressed. Don't forget you're the one that painted us vivid images like bumping your knees against the lid of the coffin!
Ever since my post this morning I've done some serious thinking... I think PJ would really make an excellent singer at funerals, as he always sings with emotion and his voice is known to be comforting for those in pain.
Although I haven't discussed it with him, I'm sure you could hire Proby to do some acapella singing at a funeral of one of your loved ones, or just accompanied by a piano or so. I'm convinced the costs would be nothing compared to the funeral costs as a whole.
At least in Holland the prices for a funeral are sky high!
I imagine you could have Proby for around £1000,- plus travelling expenses. Wouldn't that be great?
Of course, Ron, I hope we'll all live for a long long time. But there are people around us that reach the age of the very old, like our parents maybe. I seriously think Proby would be a good choice to do the music when they have left us.
I would have left this the subject alone if you didn't ask me a question....
I assume popping your clogs means something like taking off your shoes for the last time? We don't have such an expression in Holland. You're supposed to take of your clogs everytime you enter the house anyway, as they're only meant for outside use. So you certainly wouldn't want them in your coffin!
Don't get depressed and remember:
"Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life!"
Manja